The Great Deceiver
The Prince of Lies
Anonymous asked:
are you taking part in no nut november
In this current climate?! Are you fucking insane? The dopamine i’m receiving from ringing the devils doorbell is the only thing stopping my mental health from collapsing into itself like the house at the end of the film Poltergeist. Let’s not be silly, anon.
HAPPY NOVEMBER 💦
one tectonic plate approaching another
“so are you a top or a bottom?”
two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO
i don’t know anything about geology
Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?
I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you
alright this is fine
Good post everyone hit the showers
hey don’t cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!
great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!
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Today a dental hygienist said I have “very stringy saliva” and I still have no idea what that means or how I’m meant to feel about it
Diagnosed with “hentai saliva”
Blocked.
No no no. This can all stop here.
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Um no I’m pretty sure those are both switches
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